My Life Is A Joke

This is level 12 embarrassing.  

thedailywhat:

You Might Be A Redneck of the Day: In these tough times it’s important to be thankful for the things that truly matter.

Like car brands and smoking hot wives.

[devour.]

popculturebrain:

Will Ferrell’s Frequently Asked Questions at his Charity Golf Event | The Internet Today via Buzzfeed
no babies..

no babies..

Jesus. Christ. 

Jesus. Christ. 

robhuebel:

(via The AV Club)

robhuebel:

(via The AV Club)

need

need

Jesus looks good with bangs.

Jesus looks good with bangs.

Starting next month, we will be able to remove 10,000 of our troops from Afghanistan by the end of this year, and we will bring home a total of 33,000 troops by next summer, fully recovering the surge I announced at West Point. After this initial reduction, our troops will continue coming home at a steady pace as Afghan Security forces move into the lead. Our mission will change from combat to support. By 2014, this process of transition will be complete, and the Afghan people will be responsible for their own security.
President Obama speaking on withdrawing troops from Afghanistan (via abcworldnews)
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So, who is coming with me to broadway?

fuckyeahthebookofmormon:

entertainmentweekly:

This just in: Seven of the best (and, it must be said, cleanest) songs from The Book of Mormon are streaming at EW.com! This one’s my favorite.

Little bit behind, aren’t ya, EW?